Bloody 'Ell and a 'alf, it's been a while since I've written in here. I have made many more discoveries in the amazing life I live, some good, some bad, some plain terrible.
Today's post is centered on yelling out "I HATE YOU, CAM WEBB. STOP MESSING UP MY LIFE."
Cam is, you see, a total arse who needs to be dealt with by means of decapitation. And I mean this most sincerely.
He won't see this. He doesn't know I own a blog.
Hopefully, he never will.
In all truth, I don't know who reads this any more. Shame, isn't it? I fear that I will become complacent, and write something personal, and then my picture will be splashed upon the front page of the Herald, the caption screaming something horrible.
Oh well :P