Have you noticed that 'Mary's little lamb' is just not cutting the top ten in our country? That Georgie Porgie is getting a little big for his boots? That the rain outside does not have ANYTHING to do with the old, snoring man? Well, this is why - those poems above have been modernized!!!
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Mary still took it to school
Between two chunks of bread.
It's raining, it's pouring, oh drat it's golbal warming
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too because he's gay.
Priceless!
Love to y'all,
neina-marie, a buzzin' bee
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